what kind a friend are you?

This is really nice people, what kind a friend are you?

A simple friend has never seen you cry. 
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. 
A real friend has their phone numbers in their address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. 
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help 
you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after they have gone to bed. 
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. 
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. 
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. 
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an 
argument. 
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've 
had a 
fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. 
A real friend expects to always be there for you!